The Hottest Bracket Around

9-Texas A&M
4-Washington

I will take a school from Texas any day over a school in the Pacific Northwest. The Huskies had a good fight to get to the Sweet 16, but the Aggies have way too many girls to handle.

9-Texas A&M
10-Maryland

Scott Van Pelt (Maryland alum) knows what’s up about College Park. He was probably at parties getting after it on the bottle, giving play-by-play updates with the game on mute at the party, while admiring all the female Terrapins. This party school sneaks by Texas A&M to get into the final four.

EAST
1-Pittsburgh
16-East Tennessee State

The Pitt Panthers have enough talent to get by the Buccaneers from Tennessee.

8-Oklahoma State
9-Tennessee

Sorry T. Boone Pickens, maybe you can start paying better-looking girls to come to Oklahoma. Tennessee is producing way more talent.

Plus, the Vols now have one of the best-looking wives for a college football coach. Somehow crybaby Lane Kiffin has a mouthpiece on recruits (and the ladies).

5-Florida State
12-Wisconsin

If it were any other five seed, the Badgers would advance. The Madison campus is one of the biggest party schools in the country, but party school doesn’t always equal top-notch girls. Florida State is one of the best-looking schools in the country.

4-Xavier
13-Portland St.

Even though there are only 4,000 students at Xavier, it barely beats out the mainly commuter school of Portland State.

6-UCLA
11-VCU

Just like USC, UCLA is highly overrated. The girls surrounding the Westwood campus create the illusion that hot girls go to the school. Every year, the Bruins create less and less talent, but with an easy match-up versus VCU, they get by.

3-Villanova
14-American

I will take a Big East school over Patriot League school just on numbers.

7-Texas
10-Minnesota

Sorry Gophers, you have no chance with what the Longhorns at Texas bring to the table.

2-Duke
15-Binghamton

Duke, you’re lucky you face a school nobody has heard of (which means no hot girls). The Bearcats have no chance, and Duke gets by.

1-Pittsburgh
9-Tennessee

The Vols are a big-time party school and have the girls to back it up. There just isn’t enough talent cheering in the Oakland Zoo (Pittsburgh’s student section) to compete with.

5-Florida State
4-Xavier

This is the biggest blow out in any of the second round match-ups. Would be a 30-point route. Florida State has way too much talent.

6-UCLA
3-Villanova

UCLA gets by with another easy match-up. Even though I said they're overrated, they still have enough to get by the Wildcats.

7-Texas
2-Duke

Another blowout in the second round. Texas is one of the best in the country and well, Duke, your white lacrosse team needed to pay for a stripper from Durham to come to a party. What’s that say about the rich girls attending the school?

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