Yes, Louisville is located right next to Churchill Downs, and anyone who has seen the Kentucky Derby knows there is some unbelievable ladies with the big hats on. The catch is they aren’t Louisville students.
12-Arizona
4-Wake Forest
This one is a 30-point blowout in favor of the Wildcats.
6-West Virginia
3-Kansas
There are just way too many nasty ones for West Virginia to compete in this game.
10-USC
2-Michigan
Even though I stated the Trojans are overrated, they get an easy match-up to advance to the round of 16. The Big Ten just can’t hang with the Pac-10 girls.
8-Ohio St.
12-Arizona
As stated above, the Big Ten cannot hang with the Pac-10 girls.
3-Kansas
10-USC
USC’s top talent is way too much for Kansas to handle. Plus, one of the girl’s dads from USC could get you to be an extra in Entourage.
12-Arizona
10-USC
Even though they will probably be eliminated in the first round of the actual tournament, the No. 12 Wildcats sneak into the final four. They are way too physically fit.
WEST
1-Connecticut
16-Chattanooga
Even though winters can get bleak in Storms, there still are better looking girls than at the small campus of Chattanooga. Why do you think Mocs alum Terrell Owens was so quiet when he got to the NFL?
Even TO would be ashamed for the lack of girls at a school after balling it up every Saturday. Then, after he made “The Catch 2” versus the Packers, he learned when you are a star athlete, you get amazing girls. Subsequently, we as a country got the new TO.
8-BYU
9-Texas A&M
The only way to get a girl from BYU is to marry them, so I will pass. I guess the plus is if a girl from BYU is all about you, she’s made that decision without alcohol, which I’ve yet to experience.
College Station, even for an agriculture and mechanics school, has enough good looking girls to get the win over former No. 1 pick, Joe Smith’s followers.
5-Purdue
12-Northern Iowa
Even though Purdue has mostly cows for females on campus, they have enough good looking girls coming to school from Chicago to pick up for the Buffalo Wild’s "all-you-can-eat" girls. Northern Iowa just doesn’t have the size to compete. The Panthers on that campus weren’t exactly wowing Kurt Warner back in the day.
4-Washington
13-Mississippi State
Sure, Seattle has the reputation for being cold and wet, but that doesn’t mean the girls are hurting. There are things called tanning beds and UW girls know all about the UV.
The Wayans brothers were doing fine with the ladies in “The Sixth Man,” and that’s all the leverage I need. Plus, Mississippi State is by far the worst looking school in the entire SEC. If it weren’t for the Bulldogs from Starkville, the SEC would be out of control.
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