The Holiday Gifts That Sports Celebrities Will NOT Be Getting
In this season of gift-giving and charity, it is time to reflect back on the past year for those presents that our beloved athletes and sports celebrities will NOT be getting this holiday season.
Derek Dooley—An orange Snuggie
Andy Reid—Season 15 of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia
RGIII—Jerry's Subs & Pizza gift card
Andrew Bynum—Bowling lessons
Phil Jackson—Volume III of The Zen Master's Handbook: Handling Rejection
Gary Bettman—Stanley tea cups
Lance Armstrong—Designer syringes
Miguel Cabrera—Triple Crown shot glasses
Dwight Howard—"I Love Orlando" Superman cape
Jonathan Vilma—Bountygate paper towels
Augusta National—Tampon machines
Michael Phelps—Gold-plated bong
Mark Emmert—Happy Valley skydiving lessons
Bubba Watson—Purple jumpsuit
Anthony Davis—Diamond-studded tweezers
Tiger Woods—Hookers' Handbook To Winning A Major
Tim Tebow—Atheist's Guide To Punt Protecting
LeBron James—Expandable headbands
Alex Rodriguez—Dugout edition of Match.com
Ndamukong Suh—The Karate Kid Trilogy
Rodney Erickson—Blame It On The Dead Guy: An Apologist's Handbook To NCAA Sanctions
Urban Meyer—Buckeye defibrillator
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