BYU's Pathetic Attempt at Playing Basketball Is Laughable at Best

Renee Pussman by Contributor Written on March 20, 2009
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BYU as a football program really "bit the big one" this past year.

They talked themselves up like they were gods walking among men, but when it came down to brass tacks, they proved that they are nothing but hollow shells of human beings.

Human beings that are terrible at football.

Every BYU fan ever then decided to put the rest of their unbroken eggs in one poorly woven and pink-painted basket with their basketball team.

"Our basketball team is great this year," I heard from some.

"BYU is going to CRUSH Utah," I heard from others. "There is no way that Utah is going to beat BYU."

Wow.

Typical douchiness from the douchiest fans in the entire world. Talking trash to Utah just for the sake of hearing themselves talk. 

Little do they know that every time one of them opens their mouths, it sounds like an obese man violently crapping his pants.

BYU, your athletic department is a joke. You get decimated in football this year, and now you get your butts kicked by Texas A&M?

You really are pathetic and should probably consider shutting down your athletic program altogether.

Also, to the BYU fans out there: Don't ever talk to me ever again. You know so little about sports it is sickening. And stop trying to tell me the show Big Love doesn't accurately depict the Mormon culture.

You and I know darn well that it does.

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