LeBron James managed to stiff a fan on some perfectly good dap, DeAndre Jordan pulled off some foul prank, and we have a week chockablock filled with goodness to get to.
The King managed to humble a bro who was ecstatic to get some love from his hero. The hanging high-five is just one of the more memorable moments caught on video this week.
As we do about this time every week, we present an answer to some great time-wasting entertainment.
There will be amazing football plays, NBA stars pulling pranks and a coach eating gum off the floor. Hooray for impromptu comedy.
If you have a suggestion for the breakdown or just want to chime in with how the latest week went down, let your thoughts be known in the section below.
Let's get to a swagtastic week of videos.
It's really hard not to feel a sense of pain for this bro who wanted nothing more than to shake his hero's hand after the Miami Heat vs. Denver Nuggets game.
Instead, he goes down in history as the victim of the coldest shoulder we have ever seen.
Unless you have seen this video of Zlatan Ibrahimovic hitting home a bicycle kick, you haven't seen the best goal of the year.
The man drops this one from distance during this week's friendly against England. Sweden would win with Ibra dropping four goals on the Three Lions.
This poor guy really wants to score a bucket. Being that he may very well be the worst player in history, he fails no matter how many times he tries to score on an open basket.
Oh, and it's also the wrong basket.
The video is from a fifth-division Belgian basketball game which, for a moment, housed the funniest few seconds in basketball history.
This soccer player's kung-fu is better than your kung-fu. However, it may cost him a six-game ban for being pretty much the worst.
The video is of Chilean club Union La Calera’s striker Gaston Cellerino, who is sent off. But before he hits the showers, he drops the goalkeeper with a gnarly kick.
More information: Soccer Player Drops Goalkeeper with Awful Kick After Being Red Carded
So this boxer is some kind of awful. It looks like he takes a very cheap shot at the referee with absolutely no reason for doing so.
The best part, however, is the referee stays upright and gives him the death stare.
A football game in Canada saw one punt sent the other way by a player who just kicked it back the other way. Before you call him a lunatic, consider this is perfectly legal by their rules, and ended in a touchdown.
This one is a little difficult to explain quickly, but Yahoo! Sports did a great job nonetheless.
...in a nod to rugby, Canadian football holds that on scrimmage kicks (i.e., punts and missed field goals), the returning team can respond by immediately punting the ball back to the other team, creating a free-for-all where whichever team gets to the ball first will retain possession.
More information: In Canada, Punts Can Be Punted Back the Other Way for a Touchdown
When you hear Nate Robinson went under a defender's legs to score a bucket, you immediately think he dribbled the ball through his legs.
No. Earlier this week, Robinson literally went under the legs of Sebastian Telfair.
More information: Nate Robinson Pulls off the Rare Under-the-Defender's-Legs Dribble Drive
Indiana men's basketball head coach Tom Crean loves himself some gum, so much so that he is willing to pick discarded wads from off the ground.
You all say five-second rule. I say, unless it's a delicious donut, it becomes trash once it hits the floor.
More information: Indiana's Tom Crean Skirts Social Norms, Chews Gum That Fell on Floor
For no reason that we can discern, Trey Wingo, Mark Schlereth and Tedy Bruschi of ESPN's NFL Kickoff decide to drop an immense number of The Princess Bride references.
It's pretty much the most glorious thing to occur on an NFL-based show.
More information: ESPN NFL Kickoff Goes Nuts with "The Princess Bride" Quotes, as You Wish
Don't worry, fine sports denizen. Clippers big man DeAndre Jordan didn't actually fart on innocent bystanders.
With the help of NOC, he pretended to in this hilarious prank video.
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