20 Athletes You'd Hate to Party with

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20 Athletes You'd Hate to Party with
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Let's party?

Honestly, people you want to party with is a completely subjective thing, so there will be a vast majority of readers who vehemently disagree with some of these selections.

Actually, I know from experience that a fairly large chunk of readers are going to hate everyone on this list and will have a bone to pick with me at its conclusion. Assuming they read all the way through. The fact of the matter is that people "party" in different ways.

There are different strokes for different folks, and one man's trash is another man's treasure. You feel me, bro? I think you do. Which is why I want to be up front with you right now in a way that is going to put us all in a more honest place.

Because the who, what, why and where of partying vary so much from person-to-person, I suppose this is more of a list of people that I'd hate to party with. Maybe you like that and are looking forward to learning more about me and the type of athlete that I would avoid on the party circuit. Assuming I was ever included on a party circuit.

Or perhaps it makes you angry because you think I should have tried harder to read your mind and meet your needs. Just remember that partying is not an exact science, everyone does it different. Either way, you gotta respect the honesty—right?

Now that we've established all that we've needed to establish, let's get down to business. In reality, I'd probably say yes to almost any athlete who wanted to party (I'd skip O.J. Simpson's birthday), just for the story. But here are 20 that I'd seriously considering declining an invitation to party with. 

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