Yo Momma Jokes for the Sporting World

A few days back, I got into a friendly competition with fellow B/R writer Al Bracco, where we exchanged Yo Momma jokes on each other's articles and bulletin boards.

That then gave me an idea for a fun little article, perhaps the first in B/R's history.

So without further ado, I present to you Yo Momma jokes (sports style):

• Yo momma is so skinny, that when she went to a hockey game they used her as a stick.
• Yo momma is so short, that when she sees the WWE's Hornswoggle, she points and screams, "Godzilla!"
• Yo momma's teeth are so spaced out, it looks like the Golden State Warriors playing defense.
• Yo momma's mouth is missing so many teeth, hockey players consider her a God.
• Yo momma is so old, she went to grade school with the Fabulous Moolah.
• Yo momma is so old, she was a cheerleader at the first Army-Navy game.
• Yo momma is so old, she dated the first Heisman Trophy winner.
• Yo momma is so old, she watched baseball when there were no steroids in the game.
• Yo momma is so nasty, Sean Avery called her his sloppy 142nds.
• Yo momma is so nasty, she has had more things stuck into her than A-Rod's arms.
• Yo momma is so nasty Mike Tyson won't even bite her.
• Yo momma is so fat that no other athlete was able to attend the NFL Combine when she showed up.
• Yo momma is so fat, she gave birth to pro wrestler Big Daddy V.
• Yo momma is so fat, she plays on the Washington Redskins' Offensive Line.
• Yo momma is so fat, she is the Black Hole at Oakland Raider games.
• Yo momma is so stupid, she actually thinks Bret Favre will retire.
• Yo momma is so stupid, she thinks professional wrestling is real.
• Yo momma is so ugly, she makes Jets fans look good.
• Yo momma is so ugly, she scares Sam Cassell.
• Yo momma is so ugly, the Detroit Lions use her picture to cheer themselves up after their 0-16 season.
• Yo momma is so ugly, that after looking at her, Stuart Scott's eye stopped being lazy.

Feel free to add your own below. Hope you enjoyed.

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