Hey Jay Cutler: SHUT UP

Andrew Cahill by Senior Analyst Written on March 16, 2009
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 Patriot Pat says-


Jay, please stop acting like the rich kid who got picked last in gym class. Who cares if Josh McDaniels wanted his frat buddy to play quarterback for him.

Seriously, it's not like you've ever really had to deal with anything hard in your life. Diabetic professional athletes are a dime a dozen these days!

Why wouldn't Denver want Matt Cassel over you anyway? He is obviously the better quarterback.  

Matt's played in more games, led a dramatically inferior team than yours to three more wins than you did last year, plus has a much bigger arm than you.

How dare you demand a trade! What NFL owner is going to want you on their team?  

You think the Lions, Bears, Buccaneers, or Jets actually want to give up any draft picks to have an underachieving, uncompetitive, weak-armed, inaccurate, neanderthal like you?

Come talk to me when your team puts up numbers like 395.8 offensive yards per game.  

 

 

 

 

(Due to the number of Bronco fans upset by this article I'm adding this to explain this article is intended to be taken with a touch sarcasm, I wish nothing but the best for Jay. Oh, and the stat above is the Broncos.)

Vote Now! - Author Poll

Where will Jay Cutler play in 2009?

  • Denver
  • Detroit
  • New York Jets
  • Tampa Bay
  • other
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Results - Author Poll

Where will Jay Cutler play in 2009?

  • Denver

    27.3%
  • Detroit

    25.8%
  • New York Jets

    19.7%
  • Tampa Bay

    12.1%
  • other

    15.2%
  • Total votes: 66
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