At approximately four in the morning this Saturday, or something like that, UFC on Fuel 6 will come to North Americans live from Macao. It's like the Puerto Rico of China, except instead of calling it a territory, they call it a special administrative region, which is why so many people take vacations there.
Moving on. This fight card isn't very good. That's not something that's debatable. But when you're talking about the UFC, a substandard card is still better than most other people's good cards. It's like Scarlett Johansson on a bad hair day.
So what's going to happen during the main card? Jonathan Snowden, Jeremy Botter, Matt Roth and I channel our inner Nate Silvers, all in the name of helping you make better sense of a fight card that's happening during your morning oatmeal.