It turns out the Philadelphia Eagles' season is hazardous to your mental health, because Michael Vick's brother Marcus broke down during Monday Night's loss.
What started with hope ended in absolute insanity, much like those who saddled up at the start of this season with the Eagles.
By the end of Monday night's game, the Saints had delivered the Eagles their fifth loss and sacked Michael Vick 7 times.
As Deadspin noted, Marcus Vick, who was taking in all the madness, went from stoked to all-out frustrated.
Here is what Vick tweeted out first. Only people who use 6 exclamation points can boast being any more excited.
Game time!!!!!— Marcus Vick (@MVFive) November 6, 2012
Then comes a tweet he has since deleted, but Bleacher Report captured it for us in a re-tweet.
Marcus Vick chimes in… RT @mvfivePlease trade my brother. We requesting out of Philly!!!! Please please please......— Bleacher Report (@BleacherReport) November 6, 2012
That's when Marcus' brain went pop, delivering a string of tweets not unlike a runaway semi-truck. The next is of the NSFW variety.
Fucking line shitty!!! I never seen a Qb get pressured so fast.....— Marcus Vick (@MVFive) November 6, 2012
This went on for a time until Vick decided to do what most of America did, and turn the channel.
Super bad decision!!!! Mistake after mistake after mistake!! @mvfive changing the channel— Marcus Vick (@MVFive) November 6, 2012
All of this got back to what I imagine was a very woozy Michael Vick who answered fans, via CSN Philly.
He tweeted that during the game? I'm sorry. I'm unaware of that. That's something I'm really going to have to address once I leave here. We're out there fighting as hard as we can, giving it everything we've got, and that's certainly not the case. I love each and every guy in that locker room, and if I could make every play right I would. I know they would do the same, so that's certainly not the case.
So don't worry Eagles fans, Michael Vick isn't going anywhere.
These same crazy cast of characters will be back next game to beguile you with their efforts. Hopefully Marcus Vick is back on Twitter to keep us all entertained.
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