When the sun sets on a NFL-ers career, there are plenty of well-beaten paths he can follow: become a commentator, open a sports bar, sell feminine products -- you know, the usual. But plenty opt for more creative endeavors. Purple-People-Eater Alan Page is a Minnesota Supreme Court Justice. David Klinger is an Old Testament professor at Dallas Theological Seminary. Then there’s Bob Golic, whose early '90s morning television stardom is proof that God is indeed good, and thinks long, curly mullets are truly badass. With all this in mind, here's where some of today's greats could wind up.