You'll never wear this alone.
Actually, on second thought, alone is the only occasion anyone should ever wear this shirt.
The world football blogosphere is abuzz this Monday morning with news of the hottest Liverpool sensation for the upcoming holiday season.
The "Stadium Shirt." It's a cabana-style button-down shirt featuring a view of Anfield's interior.
Click here to see the actual listing at the LiverpoolFC.tv store. The shirt appears in the photo above.
So, what do you think? Haute couture, right?
As the blog Dirty Tackle first brought this piece of high fashion to our attention, we'll let them have the first word:
Do you know someone who appreciates pictures of a stadium on the front and back of their button-down shirts and doesn't particularly care for long sleeves? How about a person who single-handedly brought an end to their company's casual Friday policy? Or maybe you just need a subtle way of reminding someone of Liverpool's unenviable record at home last season and so far this season? Then the official Anfield stadium shirt could be what you're after.
The shirt costs £40 (about $63 as of Monday), and it's available in every size except extra small and extra-extra large. Those two sizes are out of stock. Stunning, we know.
Just think: Shipping to the United States costs only £9.50, so for a total of £49.50 (about $79, a real bargain), you can give your favorite Liverpool fan the gift of looking like our middle school band director for Christmas.
And if that's not your cup of tea, there's always this.
(h/t Dirty Tackle)