Dear Mr. Mike Brown...

Dear Mr. Mike...

   First I would like to say you have brilliant taste when it comes to preparing and putting together your suits before games. The way you are able to blend warm, neutral colors and still add a dash of your personality, creativity and energy is quite a talent in of itself. Your parents must be very proud of you! I'm sure it's not just the players that draw the ladies to the game (if you know what I mean).

   The other day while I was riding the bus back to my convent, I began critquing the brilliant black suit you wore with your powder blue dress shirt combined with, the slight almost significant, detail in your tie. Then I remember noticing a few things much, much more important. I recalled the, I think it is 'bling'? in your watch. Then I noticed, I think, the 'flava'? in your very designer eye glasses. Lastly I noticed your creative and shiny dress shoes. As I reflected Mr. Mike on this outfit I began thinking... "why can't our boys play the way Mr. Mike dresses?"

   So I propose we begin starting off these next few games and ecspecially the 'biggies' with your dress coat and pants. Typically again Mr.Mike, you like to wear a simple suit. It's warm, tailored and very inviting. Let's have those characteristics represent isolations in the post for the good ole Cavs. You know almost every player on our team can post up and score the ball when they stand on those little block things by the basket. Let's feed them perhaps more than a new born needs milk. Pass to them every single time and invite our boys to score or invite teams to make two players guard us down there (which seems unfair and illegal). Perhaps this might leave other Cavaliers wide open. Invite that big Russian to post up, invite the little Russian (I think Sasha?) to post up, invite Wally the cutie, invite Joe, invite Devin, and invite little Delonte (maybe not Anderson until he get a hair cut and can see what he is doing).

   Then Mr. Mike as the game goes on let's let open up a can of sassy and let that bling show, but just a taste of it, we don't want to over do it you know. Pass the ball to Mr. James he seems to be liked by everyone. Pass him the ball where ever he wants it and let him do with it what he wants. Trust me it will drive Flip and Doc crazy more than the time I streaked at our high school graduation (oh those were crazy days). It may also motivate the rest of the team to try their best and hardest as well.

   Well Mr. Mike, I trust your decisions and thank you for the care of our boys, but I think we need to remember that players make plays and the game plan is in "the suit".

   sincerely

   Sister Agatha Hilnfrey

   Mount Saint Carol of the Trinity and Olives

   Pataskala, Ohio

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