Will the real Tottenham Hotspur please stand up?
Are you the team that went into Old Trafford and ground out the ugliest victory this side of the English Channel?
Or are you the team that gets their pants pulled by a Wigan side that was in the bottom-four at this time yesterday?
This wasn't just a loss. This was humiliating—only five shots on goal, split possession and a dumb conceding of a goal off a set piece.
A loss, I can deal with. North London can deal with it. But when the team looks as inconsistent and apathetic as they did this morning, this game's just not worth the time it takes to walk down to the pub.
Did anyone stand out? Was anyone's performance worth remembering? Check out these player ratings and tell me if you agree.