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Before I tell you the best of the best, lets discuss those who didn't quite make the top five.
Sorry Robbie T, you're in the picture but not on the list. Robbie E is straight from the Jersey Shore. He's got a sweet tan, a buff friend, and those sweaters...
Damien Sandow knows just how to piss off fans. He likes to tell you you're an idiot, backs up his trash talk in the ring, and then cartwheels away after getting the 1-2-3 over a "miscreant" like Zach Ryder or Santino Marella.
As far as I know, he's not grooming himself in the back much anymore, but his in-ring work certainly is pretty. And he can talk, too.
Ziggler could be a force going forward. With the Money in the Bank briefcase and Vickie Guerrero, Ziggler certainly gets heat. He's one of the best young workers in WWE today, and that's sure to pay off sooner rather than later.
Alberto Del Rio
His name is Alberto Del Rio, but you already knew that. He's better than you. His cars are fancier than yours. He's even got his own ring announcer. You wish you were him, but you're all just peasants.