Your team is horrible.
For many of you who read that every week, it's really starting to sink in. While most NFL seasons have a bunch of clear favorites, this NFL season may be trolling all of us. Even the good teams still have large gaping holes and questions marks that only the homerest of homers can ignore.
Seriously though, do you ever think that it's you?
Maybe you're what's wrong with your favorite team. You're weighing it down with your unwashed hair and your community college philosophy degree. It doesn't matter how much designer Pumpkin-Pomegranate microbrew you drink on Sunday mornings; you just can't shake that feeling that maybe you've been the problem all along.
Really, I think you're on to something. You are really terrible. Don't fret, however, because your team is terrible too. I suggest you spend the next week message-boarding about the owner, because that's totally something you can change.
Don't spend the week believing your team will win, because it won't...and here's why.