The NBA is underway, offering the perfect time to get acquainted with those who will be cheering from the sidelines, in caricature form.
The comedic stylings of the NOC network are back with a take on every last NBA fan out there, and each impression is spot-on.
The is just the latest from an "Every Fan" series that has pegged each fanbase down to their most basic characteristics.
There was the MLB video that had a Pirates fan claiming his team was so awful, they were the Cleveland Indians of baseball.
This is just as hilarious.
The Celtics were robbed when they didn't win outright, Cavs fans would still like to mention LeBron James' exit and the Miami Heat faithful are epic bandwagoners.
If I had to choose a favorite, it's making nine division titles in 14 years sound extremely boring simply by wearing a Spurs shirt while spouting off the stats.
There was also the magnificent claim that, "Andrew Bogut is bringing this team back to the proud traditions founded by Chris Mullin."
Really, all this means is we are stoked the NBA is back, delivering highlights, bloopers and a cast of characters that will have us laughing for months.
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