"Mr. Bush! Mr. Chaney! I found more Reserves!"

#3 "Visit" Kuwait a.k.a Toronto. The Raptors. Ironic. No one really knows or wants to know where Kuwait is and no one really knows or wants to know where Toronto is. ..yet! Toronto can definitely make some noise this year in the playoffs. They like Washington and Orlando have very decent guard play coming off the bench with TJ Ford (22 mpg- 11.9 ppg), Carlos Delfino (24 mpg- 9.4 ppg), and Jason “Al” Kapono (19 mpg- 7.9 ppg). So what’s the problem with Toronto? No toughness. No blue collar. Toronto I think sneaks “big men” Kris Humphries and Rasho Neserovich into games hoping opposing big men don’t know their on the court to be taken advantage of. When they come in some comes the zone defense. 

Barrels of Reserves in Toronto= 3 (Dedicated by TJ, Carlos Delfino, and Jason Kopono)   

#2 "Visit" Iraq a.k.a Boston. The Celtics. Yes, Iraq, the place and team who is probably causing the most problems in their quest to conquer the world. They are experienced and have quality reserves at nearly every position. Here’s a question Doc Rivers may be faced with come playoffs…Does Rondo give way to Sam-I-Am in the starting line-up when it comes down to a huge or deciding game? Guards Eddie House and Tony Allen each bring something different based on the needs of the game. Eddie obviously offense and Tony bringing defense. Forward James Posey can guard most positions on the court. I also look for P.J. Browns minutes to begin to rise and Leon Powe brings quite a bit of beef and brawn needed against bigger front lines.

Barrells of Reserves in Boston= 4 (Donated by Wyc Grousbeck, Stephen Pagliuca, and H. Irving Grousbeck)  

#1 "Visit" Saudi Arabia a.k.a Cleveland. The Cavaliers. Here Mr. President and Mr. Cheney I would like to show you some of the bigger guards in the Eastern Conference with 6’7” Sasha Pavlovic, 6’5” Devin Brown, 6’2” Daniel “Boobie” Gibson, and 6’3” Damon Jones. These guys have the ability to post up their smaller defenders, drive past bigger forwards, and can flat out shoot the ball while all attention is on Bron-Bron.

Over here we have two very versatile forwards in 6’7” Wally Szczberiak and 6’10” Joe Smith. They are physical and playoff experienced players. They can also definitely step out to hit jump shots in order to keep the middle of that lane wide open.

Lastly there is Anderson Varejao. Definitely unorthodox but a larger and more skilled Dennis Rodman perhaps.

Barrels of Reserves in Cleveland= 5 (Donated by Danny Ferry)    

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