Mocking Mock 2009 NFL Draft Previews: Haiku Bonanza! (21-32)

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Sorry for wasting your time with all those worthless slides. We're back again with the our mocking mock NFL 2009 Draft special haiku bonanza edition.

Let's recap, we've abandoned our slides approach. We want more people to read all of our haikus on fewer pages so they comment on them. Let us know if you like the slides better.

[Ed.Note: As you can use we changed our minds]

We figured why try shake things up with our masked selections, so no trades have been considered unless already announced or to be determined.

This article completes our first-round NFL mock draft coverage and includes picks 21-32.

We breaking down the each of the seven rounds so stay tuned for future mock draft haikus.

Our first mocking NFL 2009 mock draft preview: Haiku Edition (1-10) can be read and not commented on here. And our first mocking NFL 2009 mock draft preview: Haiku Edition (21-32)

Feel free to leave your own Haiku predictions on who your favorite team will draft in the first round. Use whatever format you're most comfortable and draft you own haiku.

Or if you hate reading and writing poetry, that you may want to read ahead and comment on your favorite team haiku.

Second round mock draft haiku selections posted next week.

Enjoy!

So without further ado...

With the 21th pick in the 2009 NFL Draft, the Philadelphia Eagles select...

The Real McCoy

Bawk! Eagles soar high
Miles below average
Club drafts real McCoy

Draft Pick Saves Vikings

Starcaps run-blockers
Purple Jesus presence felt
Vikings stand pat on Williams'

Pats Draft Cheat Sheets Sell

Tom the terrific
Brady, variable bunch
Pats draft top talent

Niiice Falcons Choice

ick's future on ice
Drafting play makers rules
Ryan breaks records

Tuna Melts Over Fins Choice

Big tuna fishes
High character guys he molds
Fins fish ain't biting

Rave Reviews For Baltimore's Draft Pick

Great Scott he's now gone
Murderous linebacker corps
Too cool to worry

Colts Man Up With Draft

Dungy receiving
Manning bros love Harris Smith
a new tight-end threat

Reid Nabs Wrong Guy A Second Time

Reid picks too overweight
His and McNabbs' future in doubt
Eagles win too few

Giant Step Back-Ward

Death have no mercy
In the land of the Giants
Plax option returns

Remeber the Titans 2009 Draft

Fat Albert downgrade
Titans Fisher Canton Bound
Not in-VINCE-able

Cardinal Warning

Needing an edge back
Done-ce caps and Haly's comments
mediocrity

Draft Steal-ers

Super Bowl Champs
Draft Big Ben's two concussions suck
Duke comes soon enough