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If you're somehow still in your elimination pool, congratulations. However, it's much more likely that the guy who runs it just started a new one because everyone was eliminated by Week 3.
So here are my choices for safest bets this week.
Green Bay Packers
If the Jacksonville Jaguars beat the Packers, I will eat a pair of my boxer shorts. Please don't hold me to that, but the point still remains that I can't see the Jags pulling off an outright win over the Pack—under any circumstances.
The Carolina Panthers don't even look like an NFL team at this point. They're so terrible that Charles Barkley would probably pronounce the word correctly. The Bears aren't losing.
San Francisco 49ers
Sure, the Arizona Cardinals could have a nobody-believes-in-us moment and pull off the upset. But the defense will have to do all the scoring. The Cards would be better off playing a nine-wide scheme on offense. That means they would have a center, quarterback and nine receivers because that offensive line isn't slowing down the Smith brothers.