For better or worse, we now live in a world of instant statistical analysis of pretty much everything that happens. Is David Stern retiring too late? What is Dwight Howard's press-conference-to-free-throw-practice ratio? Which is higher—Tyrann Mathieu's chances of returning to LSU, or Tyrann Mathieu?
It never ends, and it often becomes ridiculous. Well, I happen to enjoy the ridiculous, and so I now present five unassailable reasons why the Giants will win the World Series, and also why they won't. If you'd care to take a poll on how my posting this will affect the Giants' chances, I urge you to eat something nice, and then go lie down. Enjoy.