2012 World Series: Giants Certain to Win, Also Definitely Going to Lose

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2012 World Series:  Giants Certain to Win, Also Definitely Going to Lose
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The Giants have no chance of losing, or winning, this Series.

For better or worse, we now live in a world of instant statistical analysis of pretty much everything that happens.  Is David Stern retiring too late?  What is Dwight Howard's press-conference-to-free-throw-practice ratio?  Which is higher—Tyrann Mathieu's chances of returning to LSU, or Tyrann Mathieu?  

It never ends, and it often becomes ridiculous.  Well, I happen to enjoy the ridiculous, and so I now present five unassailable reasons why the Giants will win the World Series, and also why they won't.  If you'd care to take a poll on how my posting this will affect the Giants' chances, I urge you to eat something nice, and then go lie down.  Enjoy.  

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