It's that time of year, again. The leaves are turning, football is well underway and retail stores are pushing a tidal wave of useless holiday season products toward weary parents and revelers.
First up, Halloween—when gangs of children roam the streets looking for that sugar fix from willing enablers like you an me, and adults eagerly wear full body unitards and dance—badly—to thriller in front of strangers. Every October, you see one too many Jokers, Scream masks and other tired facades like the "sexy devil."
Well, I've got a fresh set of costume ideas; costumes that draw from one of the greatest inventions of mankind...sports.