The Hulkster is taking his sex-tape gripe to court, suing his best friend over a leaked tape the whole world has seen by now.
Hulkamania will never be the same.
TMZ reports Hogan is set to sue radio DJ Bubba the Love Sponge over allegations he secretly recorded the legendary former WWE wrestler while engaging in sexual acts with Bubba's wife.
Never trust a man named the Love Sponge.
...the lawsuit will be filed in Florida and Hulk will allege invasion of privacy, on grounds Bubba and Heather (also a defendant) conspired to roll tape during her encounter with Hulk.
...in the tape, right after Hulk bangs Heather and leaves the room, Bubba enters and says to Heather, "If we ever did want to retire, all we'd have to do is use this footage."
Hulk said on TMZ Live he was sick to his stomach over the revelation. Hulk is also filing a federal lawsuit against the website that posted the tape.
Bubba should have entered the room and stated, "If we ever wanted to be taken to court and possibly lose out on millions, we should use this footage."
It featured the former wrestler having sex while a hidden camera captured every awkward moment.
As the world comes to grips with their own curiosity and horrible need to Google unnecessary things, Hogan is set to bring his BFF to court.
Never record the Hulkster in secret. And please, never trust a man called Love Sponge.
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