In the 1994 cult classic "PCU," the tagline for the big party at the pit was "Everyone Gets Laid."
On Sunday afternoon, when the first BCS Rankings are released, the tagline will be "Someone Gets Screwed."
Actually, a number of teams will get screwed, whether it be due to a perceived weakness in their schedule, less than stellar results against ranked opponents or any number of other issues that the computer determines to exist when it's crunching the numbers.
While the rankings at this point in the season are relatively meaningless, it doesn't change the fact that someone is going to feel slighted, and rightfully so.
Lets take a look at three squads who will have a legitimate gripe after the BCS Rankings are released.
Kansas State (5-0)
All the Wildcats do is win, but that won't help them when it comes to the BCS Rankings.
They've only played one ranked team to date, Oklahoma, and while they only won by five points, margin of victory means nothing in the scheme of the BCS Rankings. A win is a win.
That discrepancy will cost the Wildcats a Top 5 BCS ranking on Sunday.
Notre Dame (6-0)
With a defense that is arguably as strong as Alabama's, the Fighting Irish have a legitimate gripe about not being a Top 3 team in the AP Poll, much less the BCS Rankings.
They've beaten four major conference opponents, including two Top 25 teams, and are firing on all cylinders as they head into this weekend's game against Stanford.
But even with a win against Stanford on Saturday, the Irish will wind up on the outside of the BCS Top 5 when the rankings are released.
Oregon Ducks (6-0)
According to Yahoo! Sports' Pat Forde, the undefeated Oregon Ducks will not place in the Top 5 of the BCS Rankings when they are released on Sunday.
Oregon, ranked No. 2 in both the latest AP Poll and USA Today Coaches' Poll, has one of the most prolific offenses in the nation. While margin of victory is no longer taken into consideration by the computer, the fact remains that Oregon is beating teams by an average of 32 points.
While I don't subscribe to Forde's theory that Oregon won't place in the Top 5, they won't land in the Top 3—and they are no worse than the third best team in the country right now.