Because rainbows, puppy dogs and ice cream on a hot day weren't enough to love life, "Big Baby" Glen Davis of the Orlando Magic decided to grant us all a little extra dessert with his new song that is not ridiculous at all.
The man so big and so childlike with the perfect nickname created quite the party anthem.
Here is "Big Baby Gon' Turn It Up," because the word "going" is, like, so 2000 and late:
If you need anything turned up, Big Baby is gon' do it. If you need something broken down in a hip-hop way, Big Baby is definitely gon' think about doing it.
Just kidding—you know he is gon' do it.
Here is Mr. Baby showing how you dance to the new party song of 2012 (or at least the next few hours):
Davis recently recorded a song called "Big Baby Gon' Turn It Up," and it's kind of catchy. It features his voice, with some significant enhancements provided by Auto-Tune.
Davis was asked whether he's going to release an album.
A smile crossed his face.
"No," he said, still grinning. "I'm a one-hit wonder."
The report states Davis thought of the idea of a Big Baby song after the Orlando Magic played songs with the word "baby" in them whenever he made a big play.
So, he is hoping this song takes the place of those songs.
And now we are hoping Davis can make 50 "big plays" a game. With lyrics such as, "You partying, we partying. We about that life," we have to think one of the characters from the movie Good Burger wrote this song.
Big Baby Davis continues to show us why he needs to be the president of Earth.
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