Dodgeball has its master, and he is a wild genius who doesn't merely get out of the way of balls, he leaps into the air, sucking every last ounce of oxygen out of the room.
Big Lead Sports spotted a magical moment when one dodgeball go-getter decided a simple moving to the side wasn't enough to dodge—he decided to go full Neo on the court.
Dodge, dip, duck, dive and dodge...and Matrix flip.
First up is the GIF of the move so you can see exactly what we are talking about.
As Big Lead Sports contends, there is no way to know if this was planned—someone actually wasting storage space on his or her camera for a dodgeball game is a little suspect—but we don't really care.
That is the greatest thing to ever happen in the history of the world. Really, other than the end of "Gangnam Style," when the song mutes to silence, I haven't enjoyed anything more.
Here is the full video. Be warned, because there is some NSFW language when this genius pulls off his move, which is to be expected.
Thanks to Big Lead Sports, we have another video that shows the awful side of dodging balls. Here is a Kentucky student who gets a little overzealous and pays for it.
Rest assured that he comes away from that awful spill with just a few stitches and one heck of a story.
All of this comes down to just one important question that needs to be answered. Who still plays dodgeball, and can I play?
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