As the regular season approaches, the rumors surrounding the NBA just get more and more absurd. Now it's time to rank the worst of the lot.
Absurdity does not necessarily mean that something is a lie, for something can be true and absurd at the same time. It is absurd that Mitt Romney mentioned Big Bird during the first presidential debate. Yet, we all know it to be true because we all heard it happen.
These rumors will be similar in some cases, while others will be downright false. Either way, they are absurd, at least in my view. You might disagree. But I must warn you: in my opinion, that would be absurd on your part.