NBA: Facial Hair February

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NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 04:  Spike Lee and Sean 'Diddy' Combs  during the game between the Cleveland Cavaliers and the New York Knicks on February 4, 2009 at Madison Square Garden in New York City. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by

February for the NBA was a month that brought us a variety of activity.

Over the all-star weekend, we were introduced to Krypto-Nate, who soared over Superman to claim the dunk contest victory.

After keeping Amar'e Stoudamire from any trades, the Suns' power forward suffered from a detached retina.

Kobe Bryant tore up Madison Square Garden with a 61-point performance. Not to be outdone, LeBron James dominated MSG with a triple double and graced the cover of GQ.

Tracy McGrady is out for the season.

While the players awed us with their skills and disheartened us with injuries, there was one thing that kept us all intrigued...

Ladies and gentlemen, I welcome you to Facial Hair February.

Though I can't truly comprehend the aptitude necessary to grow dominant whiskers, I still find myself oddly impressed with what the players of the NBA have demonstrated on their faces. The following are some of the note-worthy fuzz developments we witnessed in the month of February.

Deron Williams

BEIJING - AUGUST 24:  (L-R) Michael Redd #8, Deron Williams #7, LeBron James #6 and Jason Kidd #5 of the United States share a laugh during the medal ceremony after defeating Spain 118-107 in the gold medal game during Day 16 of the Beijing 2008 Olympic G

Not a great image of it here, but if you saw this man in February you would know why I included him. I have my suspicions that he actually cannot produce any fuzz of his own and uses a paintbrush to create his look.

Greg Oden

CHICAGO - JANUARY 12: Greg Oden #52 of the Portland Trail Blazers shoots a free throw during a game against the Chicago Bulls on January 12, 2009 at the United Center in Chicago, Illinois. The Trail Blazers defeated the Bulls 109-95. NOTE TO USER: User ex

Greg Oden deserves a spot on this list because of one simple fact: This man-child has probably had the ability to grow a beard since he was three-years-old.

Drew Gooden

CHICAGO - JANUARY 12: Drew Gooden #90 of the Chicago Bulls moves to the basket against LaMarcus Aldridge #12 of the Portland Trail Blazers on January 12, 2009 at the United Center in Chicago, Illinois. The Trail Blazers defeated the Bulls 109-95. NOTE TO

What started with a bet in 2007 with fellow professional athlete DeShawn Stevenson has culminated in this fascinating fuzz flaunted in February. Drew Gooden even had a name for the growth on his chin. "The Johnny" was named after the character Captain Jack Sparrow played by Johnny Depp. Whoever said pirates were a thing of the past clearly doesn't follow the NBA.

Baron Davis

LOS ANGELES, CA - FEBRUARY 18:  Baron Davis #1 of the Los Angeles Clippers argues with referee Bill Spooner #22 after Clippers Ricky davis was ejected from the game  against Phoenix Suns at the Staples Center on February 18, 2009 in Los Angeles, Californi

Duh.

Baron Davis' Beard

CHARLOTTE, NC - FEBRUARY 09:  Baron Davis #1 of the Los Angeles Clippers watches on against the Charlotte Bobcats during their game at Time Warner Cable Arena on February 9, 2009 in Charlotte, North Carolina.NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and a

It merits a slide of its own. It's just that remarkable.

Brian Skinner

MILWAUKEE - JANUARY 22:  Brian Skinner #54 of the Phoenix Suns looks on during warmups against the Milwaukee Bucks at the Bradley Center on January 22, 2008 in Milwaukee, Wisconsin. The Suns won 114-105. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agree

It's two-tone. It's in your face. It's the beard of Brian Skinner and it is a thing of glory.

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