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Where to start.
Maybe with the most hilariously awkward interview of all time. Just moments after Stan Van Gundy confirmed to reporters that Dwight Howard had lobbied for him to get canned, Howard reacts incredulously to those same reporters. He acts like they're just making these questions up, at one point sarcastically saying, "Yah, the stories from Dave Ping are true."
The best part comes immediately thereafter when a reporter responds, "Stan just said they're true."
"Yeah... what's true?"
It's hard to say whether he was just stalling or trying to make some deeper epistemological point about what it means for something to really be true. But he goes on to just confuse everyone by answering questions with more questions like an obstinate Socrates.
Then there's this interview with Lakers Nation's Serena Winters, which is irritating on so many different levels. Instead of answering a question about what he brings to the Lakers, he just starts talking to the camera about how he likes to "dominate" only to flash his "aw shucks, I crack myself up" smile shortly thereafter.
And let's face it: Howard re-defined irritating last season.
But it took him until his introductory press conference with the Lakers to really stick it to Orlando. In case you weren't sure, he's really happy to be in Los Angeles, and apparently it already feels like home.
And if that wasn't enough gloating for you, he'll have you know that, "everything happened the way that it was meant to happen."
Just when you thought the Dwightmare was over, he just keeps talking.