Major League Baseball: Please Apologize to Jose' Canseco!

jered porter by Contributor Written on March 05, 2009
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Jose' Canseco was the only "juicer" in this era of baseball filled with steroid abusers to actually admit to juicing (according to Jose' of course). For this bravery in the line of fire, Jose' claims he is owed an apology by the powers that be in Major League Baseball.

Canseco feels like he was treated like a liar and a charlatan after his tell-all book outing several big leaguers who he said he either injected, or had knowledge they were juicing. 

Now that people like A-Roid and Rapha-roid Palmeiro have been proven to be substance abusers after many denials, Jose' feels vindicated, and not only that, is owed an apology.

"It's time for somebody in baseball to say to Jose' Canseco, " We're sorry you got treated the way you did, " said Canseco's attorney, Dennis Holahan.

The new saintly Jose' now wants not only an apology, but he wants to educate the sport about the dangers of steroid use. Good for you Jose'!

Jose', through his attorney, told major league baseball how he regretted writing his 2005 book " Juiced: Wild Times, Rampant 'Roids, Smash Hits, and How Baseball Got Big," He felt so bad about it that he came out with a remake,"Vindicated" coming soon to a book store near you.

I know baseball has allot on it's plate, but some busy person, maybe Bud Selig himself, can find some precious time to apologize to an admitted drug dealing, drug using, drug injecting, wife-beating, snitching two-bit bum reality T.V. star like Jose' Canseco.

I know I, for one, will sleep so much better at night once poor lil' Jose' is vindicated.

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