I'm guaranteeing five losses for five unlucky NFL teams in Week 4.
Here's an early spoiler: My No. 5 team guaranteed to lose this week is the Jacksonville Jaguars. The Jags have only won two of their last eight games outside of the AFC South, including a Week 5 loss in 2011 against...the Cincinnati Bengals. Cincinnati already is 2-0 against teams that had losing records last season.
Would I guarantee losses for teams facing undefeated counterparts? You'd better believe it! The Tennessee Titans and Miami Dolphins fit the bill; they're playing the Houston Texans and Arizona Cardinals, respectively. As both Tennessee and Miami have struggled with young quarterbacks, those outcomes seem comfortably close to certain.
To see the rest of my top five (including my No. 1 team guaranteed to lose), check out my takes above. Thanks for watching our video—be sure to tell me your top five teams in the comments below.