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20 Athletes Most Likely to Hit on Your Girlfriend

Nick DimengoChief Writer IVJanuary 10, 2017

20 Athletes Most Likely to Hit on Your Girlfriend

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    There's a reason why people hate the star jock in high school. Not only does he have killer moves on the field, but he's racking up go-to receivers off it too, working those late-night study sessions to make sure they're always on the same page.

    Ignoring the obnoxious sports references, we all know the guys who can score with just about anyone. So we thought it'd be important to give you the 20 athletes you'd probably want to avoid ever introducing your girlfriend to.

    Go ahead and let her wear his jersey on game day and scream at the TV to cheer them on, but anything more than that, and you might find yourself on the bench hoping to get in for mop-up duty.

20. Joe Mauer

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    Don't be fooled by his hometown heroism and bashfulness, because behind all that is a quiet confidence of a dude who can lead a girl back to his place, like he can lead the league in batting average.

    Minneapolis might be a great town, but it's his. And you'd be best served to avoid visiting as a precaution that he never hits a homer with your lady.

19. Usain Bolt

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    The world's fastest man has the ego, medals and charisma to run away (literally) with any chick he wanted. Add in the fact he's from Jamaica, and we assume he wouldn't be tongue-tied on what to talk about. Know what we're talking about mon?

18. Rick "Wild Thing" Vaughn

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    Sure, he may be just a fictional character, but lest we remember that Charlie Sheen played this flame-throwing batboy from the Major League films. And if there's one thing we know about Sheen, it's that he parties. Here's to him never tweeting a pic with your girl, drinking tiger blood and winning anytime soon.

17. Chad Johnson

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    He may have fallen on hard times after the tiff with his wife a couple months ago, but come on, the dude was on a reality dating show, so you know he likes the ladies.

    It's written in bro-code somewhere that if you get the pick of the litter with a ton of hot chicks trying anything to be with you, you've got game. We still can't believe he didn't choose Brittany!

16. Reggie Bush

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    We all know he used to date Kim Kardashian, and though he's working some other fine piece these days, your girlfriend probably isn't any less attracted to him because he's taken.

    Screw dudes that have six packs and roll up running a 4.3 40-yard dash…not to mention a Heisman Trophy, even if he did "give it back."

15. Jay Cutler

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    Cut-dog's notoriously known as one of the biggest jerks in the league—as evidenced by his shouting and shoving match with his O-lineman earlier this season. The problem is, girls love jerks. So he's already got that working for him.

    Dude pulls in some serious ace, but don't think he wouldn't get a thrill out of macking your girl just for the hell of it.

14. Lance Armstrong

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    If dude can lie about doping for as long as he did, you can bet your sweet ass he'll do the same to charm your girlfriend. With conquests like Sheryl Crow and Kate Hudson, it wouldn't be shocking to have her borrow one of his yellow jersey's as a walk-of-shame parting outfit.

13. Ryan Lochte

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    Dude's got a killer grill to flash to chicks, a couple Olympic medals to match and, while we hate admitting it, a body that doesn't look like he's been sitting around all weekend drinking brews.

    Sorry bud, don't waste your time competing if you see him at the end of the bar by your girl.

12. Paul Bissonnette

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    If you needed anymore proof than his twitter pics to show you that the ladies love this hockey player, than you're both jealous and in denial. With a T-shirt that his new friends seem to pose in while wearing skimpy little outfits, Bissonnette doesn't need to rely on bodychecking in order to get close to someone.

11. Ashley Cole

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    If the dude's going to cheat on someone as sexy as Cheryl Cole, what do you think's going to possibly stop him from macking the hell out of your girlfriend? Oh that's right, nothing. Add in his success from playing with Chelsea and England's national team, and he'd be tough to beat in a bro-off.

10. Tiger Woods

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    We just couldn't help ourselves here. It may have been a couple years since Tiger's extracurricular activities were discovered, but that doesn't mean he's completely done talking to chicks. He's back to doing what he does best on the course, and if he wanted to, he'd go right ahead and make your girl his new caddy.

9. Mark Sanchez

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    Sanchez is dating Eva Longoria, so, no offense, but we're not sure he has any motivation to even blink at another woman. But rest assured if he ever wanted to, he'd use his Cali-cool charm to swoon a girl that bares his jersey or "just wants a pic" after the game.

    As a matter of fact, the same can pretty much be said for any current or former South Carolina quarterback. Matt Leinart, Matt Barkley—The men of Troy know what they're doing when it comes to the ladies.

8. Rob Gronkowski

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    If his twitter pics are any indication, he doesn't exactly need help in the lady department. And rumor has it he's got paws the size of a damn grizzly bear, snatching up anything that gets close.

    If you're smart, you'd make sure the only thing they grab is the pigskin, and not your petite little girlfriend.

7. Kobe Bryant

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    He's already admitted to adultery once, and recently separated (again) with his mega-hot wife Vanessa Laine, so we're willing to guess that Kobe would dominate your girlfriend. 

6. Jason Kidd

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    His list of hot chicks is well-documented, so if J-Kidd would be around, expect him to cross you up and lay up right next to your lady. He's dated stunners like Hope Dworazyk and Porschla Coleman, so he clearly knows what the heck he's doing.

5. Michael Jordan

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    Are you really going to mess with MJ? The greatest basketball player ever may not have the dating resumes some other athletes do, but he's got enough rings to stretch to a second hand, and notoriously slept with a number of chicks during his playing days while on the road.

    No, he wasn't single.

    Yes, he found a new hottie as a running mate.

4. Joe Namath

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    Back in his playing days, "Broadway Joe" was the most eccentric athlete out there—yep, even more so than Walt Frazier. The fur coats on the sideline, the ads, Namath had New York wrapped around his finger. Ironically enough, it's the same finger that's sporting a Super Bowl ring thanks to that little prediction he made before Super Bowl III.

    If you have any doubt he'd run game on your girl, just ask Suzy Kolber. Kid's still got it.

3. Derek Jeter

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    Do the names Minka Kelly, Mariah Carey or Jessica Biel mean a thing to you? We all know "The Captain" likes having arm candy that's sweeter than a sour patch kid, so we'd throw one up and in his way if we saw him lurking around.

2. Cristiano Ronaldo

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    Similar to Sanchez before him, CR7 has women throwing themselves at him, while he can just focus on what sports car he wants next, or the hair product he's going to use today. And even though he's locked in a relationship with Irina Shayk (babe), he has a history of scouring other ladies around town. Hopefully he won't get a chance to reach into his deep pockets to impress with his over $160 million net worth, otherwise it's sayonara for you pal.

1. Wilt Chamberlain

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    Chamberlain allegedly slept with over 20,000 women before he passed away, which undoubtedly rivals that of a damn pornstar's resume. The original mayor of Poundtown, "The Stilt" knew exactly what every woman wanted. Unfortunately for the rest of us dudes, he didn't leave a manual behind on how to do things right. It's a shame, we definitely could have used the tips.

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