Adios T.O. And Any Hope Of Cowboy Gold
There are very few places in the world where you will find someone who hates T.O. or the Cowgirls as much as I do. I hate them each so much that I can not decide which one I hate more.
Since I do indeed despise both of these awful sports figures, it excites me to know that neither of them will succeed for a very long time.
With Jerry Jones at the helm, the 'Boys will not have a championship caliber team until they get lucky with another Emmit Smith "diamond in the rough" draft pick. No matter how much talent they get, they will always be doomed by either bad coaching, bad management, a choke artist prima donna QB, or bad personalities.
Their ineptitude has been shown in the last year and a half, starting with Tony Romo jetting off to Cabo, then T.O.'s breakdown, (I wonder if he would still cry for his QB), then the Pac Man saga, and now this. The Cowboys are just like the "Bronx Zoo" of the 1970's, minus the whole winning championships thing.
As for my good friend Terrell. He has to hope someone like the Raiders will find it in their hearts to pick him up and pay him some decent money. I don't even know if Al Davis even wants all that hassle and commotion.
It could finally give honest Al enough grief to hand over the reigns of the franchise (in that case Raider fans, you may want to see your team grab "Terrible Terrell").
He could be the poster boy for his super agent Drew Rosenhaus, doing crunches outside the office, showing off his bod, which by the way has nothing on Jerry Porter's, and making millions n NOT winning championships.
I am not going to lie, as a die hard Giants fan, I am a little relieved T.O. is gone, 'cuz he does have some skill and he is scary to face.
But as a Giants fan, one who has hated the Cowboys since I understood what the NFC East was really about, and especially since I have to listen to all those biased, extremely narrow minded and horribly dumb ex-Cowgirls announcing games on Fox each weekend, it is extremely easy for me to see the hilarity in the extreme failure by both the Cowboys and T.O.
The 'Boys can't find any talent without a hefty amount of baggage, and T.O. can not even get one of his now ever growing list of teams to like him.
I bet even T.O.'s teammates on his celebrity basketball team hated him.
So, as this comedic chapter of Cowboys history is drawing to a close with the release of Pac Man and T.O., in a time where the New York Football Giants showed the NFL that you can win without A) cheating or B) selling your soul, I will soak in this moment, listen to each and every ESPN analyst discuss this, and rip on Owens and Jerry Jones collectively, and then wait to see which quarterback T.O. alienates Next.
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