You can now have a bowl full of Gronk.
The New England Patriots' resident bro now has an official cereal, and the box is something just south of Kate Upton serving you chicken nuggets on the awesome meter.
The news comes courtesy of this tweet from CBS Sports Patriots reporter Nick Underhill.
Consider this the perfect "you're miserably hungover but have to play an NFL game today" food.
If you are feeling a little off and think those Zubaz pants aren't quite the wardrobe you want to rock that day, grab a bowl of Gronk Flakes.
Mass Live reports that "some of the proceeds will benefit the Gronk Nation Youth Foundation." So feel free to go wild and eat 14 bowls of the stuff and conquer the world one keg stand at a time.
In fact, I am wondering how the box didn't actually come with a place to put the beer tap. Perhaps that's something to look forward to in Gronk Flakes 2.
The cereal looks to be similar to Frosted Flakes, which is endorsed by that overzealous Tiger who claims everything is Grrrrreat!
I'm not one for overly optimistic cats, so we move on.
As for Gronkowski, he has some thoughtful words to get you to eat bowls upon bowls of this stuff, via a tweet from the Boston Herald's Jeff Howe.
On his new Gronk Flakes, Gronkowski told me, "If you want to be buff like me, you'll eat that stuff."— Jeff Howe (@jeffphowe) September 21, 2012
Well, there you go.
Straight from the source. You can forgo all that gym work and buy yourself a keg full of milk. Next take a soup pot and pour yourself a box or two of the same stuff that gets Gronk so ripped and defined.
Gronk Flakes, the only cereal that may get you stern warnings from Patriots officials about your summer of fun.
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