What did you expect?
Following unprecedented late offseason roster churning, the Miami Dolphins were dismantled and smacked with a daunting matchup against a Super Bowl contender in Week 1.
Although the Dolphins briefly inspired hope that they weren't the inept team we watched this preseason by holding the Houston Texans to just three points in the first quarter, they quickly collapsed and fell 30-10.
The Dolphins committed turnovers on a whopping four consecutive drives (has to be some kind of record), and the Texans capitalized with 24 unanswered points in the second quarter.
This was disturbing for the Phins, but there were still some positive takeaways.
Here are the winners and losers from Week 1.