Despite an underwhelming slate of games, Week 2 of the college football season did not disappoint.
The Pac-12 drove its 1989 Camaro onto our front lawn, parked it, got out and proceeded to smoke three cigarettes. It didn’t move, and we didn’t ask.
Meanwhile, the Big Ten ripped its favorite pair of pants at the dinner table and the entire room could hear it. We laughed—it was hard not to—and now it'll spend the better part of the next week wondering how exactly that happened and if the neighbors are “judging” it.
As for Arkansas, well, the Hogs just got a flat tire on a back road while dressed entirely in costume on their way to a KISS concert—the most unfortunate of circumstances.
You know these outcomes by now, but there’s a good chance you missed some of the “finer” things from Week 2, including: a band member that smashed his trumpet, a keg dressed up as R2-D2 and a questionable tailgating message from a new SEC team.
Here’s what I LOVED and HATED in Week 2.