The 25 Hottest European WAGs
In Europe, they live their lives a bit differently than in the United States.
Health care isn't a big issue, some of the smartest countries in the world reside in Europe, soccer is more popular than football and the women are extremely beautiful.
Not only are they beautiful, they are more open-minded. Apparently, being topless in a magazine in Europe is acceptable, while in the USA, if you show a bare chest, the country turns on you. Right, Justin?
So here is a list of some of the finest women in all of Europe that date male athletes, whether famous or not. Enjoy.
25. Renata Langmannova: Martin Fenin
I failed my high school Czech class. So if anyone can tell me something about Renata Langmannova, I am all ears.
24. Lara Alvarez: Sergio Ramos
Sergio Ramos is better known for his high-quality soccer play out on the pitch than his dating resume. After seeing his woman, Lara Alvarez, things just might have to change.
23. Cristina De Pin: Riccardo Montolivo
I would show you the Playboy pictures of Cristina De Pin, but I would lose my job. So why don't you just go and use the fabulous Google, then let me know how that turned out.
22. Yulia Voronin: Andriy Voronin
As hot as the Ukrainian women are, I am shocked that Yulia Voronin is the lone ranger from the Ukraine. Seriously? That is the only WAG they have?
21. Maria Kirilenko: Alex Ovechkin
I was never a fan of tennis until I heard about the two Marias from Russia. Now, I don't think I can love any sport more.
20. Radka Kocurova: Tomas Rosicky
Here we go again; another beautiful woman from the Czech Republic. Enjoy.
19. Lena Gercke: Sami Khedira
If you didn't know anything about Sami Khedira, then you wouldn't be alone. He does play for Real Madrid, I hear.
18. Suncica Travica: Viktor Troicki
I will bet you all the Monopoly money in the world Suncica Travica will be the biggest WAG on the planet in 2013. Fact.
17. Jennifer Ellison: Rob Tickle
What does it take to lock Jennifer Ellison down? Just ask Rob Tickle; he must have figured it out.
16. Giorgia Palmas: Davide Bombardini
As I already said, European women tend to lose their clothing much faster than the ladies in the USA. I can use Giorgia Palmas to underline that point.
15. Biljana Sesevic: Janko Tipsarevic
I searched for hours to find a fun fact about Bilijana Sesevic, and this is all I found. That sounds like a t-shirt.
14. Sara Carbonero: Iker Casillas
Sara Carbonero is what Erin Andrews would look like if she was from Spain. Perfection.
13. Oksana Wilhelmsson: Christian Wilhelmsson
And the President of Who's-That-Ville goes to Oksana Wilhelmsson. Where has she been my whole life?
12. Anine Bing: Anders Svensson
Let's be real for a moment, Anders Svensson is the Tom Brady of soccer. Not in wins, but in beautiful female companions.
11. Federica Nargi: Alessandro Matri
Federica Nargi, meet readers and fans of Bleacher Report. Readers, meet the greatest thing to hit the WAG world since Victoria Beckham.
10. Yolanthe Sneijder-Cabau: Wesley Sneijder
Do you remember when Wesley Sneijder led the Netherlands to the 2010 FIFA World Cup Final? Those were the days.
9. Sidoni Biemont: Adil Rami
I am a big fan of beautiful women from Europe. But if I had to pinpoint a country, it would have to be wherever Sidoni Biemont hails from.
8. Alena Seredova: Gianluigi Buffon
With a name like Gianluigi Buffon, I am shocked the Luigi nickname never caught on.
7. Sylvie Van Der Vaart: Rafael Van Der Vaart
Try to say Sylvie Van Der Vaart five times fast. Now try moving on to another picture. Which one is harder?
6. Sarah Brandner: Bastian Schweinsteiger
If you attempt to spell Bastian Schweinsteiger's last name, please don't do it while driving. You may run into something in the 15 minutes it takes to type.
5. Kelly Brook: Thom Evans
Kelly Brook is awesome. FHM is awesome. When she poses on the cover in scantily-clad lingerie, that is epic.
4. Claudine Keane: Robbie Keane
I still don't know why the love for Claudine Keane fails to make it to the entire globe. Come on, you guys, start paying attention to these Irish WAGs. They are ridiculous.
3. Melissa Satta: Kevin Prince Boateng
On paper, the American supermodel Melissa Satta is partially Italian. In fact, she is half Italian. That is close enough for me.
2. Abigail Clancy: Peter Crouch
You know I have bad feelings towards Abigail Crouch's husband, Peter Crouch. So I won't waste your time blasting him. I will just let you read about him and make up your own mind.
1. Irina Shayk: Cristiano Ronaldo
There might only be five players in the entire world better at soccer than Cristiano Ronaldo. Can you name them?