2012 NFL Preview Part 1: The NFL Beasts of the NFL Easts

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2012 NFL Preview Part 1: The NFL Beasts of the NFL Easts
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You know what sucks? You spend months and months preparing. You pour blood, sweat and tears into it. You are cleverer and wiser than every person on the planet. And then Maurice Jones-Drew and his inflated ego effectively ruins your fantasy season before it starts. Four days ago I thought I was getting a steal. Now I feel like he's never going to play again.

But at least it puts things in perspective. Does Maurice Jones-Drew care about fantasy football? Or my dreams? Obviously not. And neither does any other professional athlete. Stop kidding yourself, and remember that Tom Brady is owned by at least 5 million other people on the planet. You aren't his only suitor. What a floozy, right?

It's supposed to be about the actual football, about winning and losing, about the coveted Lombardi trophy. 

With that in mind, I direct my attention to the real NFL season. And praise be to Tebow, it's only a week away! We better get started if we are going to cover all eight divisions and all 32 teams. 

Brace yourself...

No really, brace yourself.

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