If we've learned anything from socialite Kim Kardashian and reality star Evelyn Lozada, it's that love in sports is as permanent as a groupie's lipstick on a Friday night.
But the lacking success rate has yet to stop athletes from taking the plunge. Rarely do they last, yet sports marriages continue to absorb the press and clog the tabloids.
Is the new Ocho-Zada divorce the shortest one at a respectable 41 days? Let's see how the others rank up.
Time to include "for now" with the traditional "I dos."