If we've learned anything from socialite Kim Kardashian and reality star Evelyn Lozada, it's that love in sports is as permanent as a groupie's lipstick on a Friday night.
But the lacking success rate has yet to stop athletes from taking the plunge. Rarely do they last, yet sports marriages continue to absorb the press and clog the tabloids.
Is the new Ocho-Zada divorce the shortest one at a respectable 41 days? Let's see how the others rank up.
Time to include "for now" with the traditional "I dos."
Length: 10 days short of two years
Because of Agassi's "desperate bid to find happiness during an emotional meltdown," he and renowned model Brooke Shields tied the knot when they likely never had the X-Factor.
Steffi Graf learned the secret, beat Agassi in tennis.
Length: 41 days
The news we've all been waiting for, Chadelyn is finished.
We've yet to forgive Dolphins coach Joe Philbin for cutting our favorite gridiron comedian, but this marriage, nonetheless, seemed doomed from the start.
One might blame head-butting and whispers of cheating to be the main causes...think again.
"Evelyn is all about fame and self-promotion, and once she realized that marriage [to Johnson] wasn’t working to help that—she was out," according to a source of the Chicago Sun-Times.
Smells like Vanessa Bryant gold-digging in here.