Billy Boob McNutt www.dbbsports.comContributor IFebruary 26, 2009

Everyone loves lists.  And everyone loves the Boob. So for your enjoyment, the Boob will grace everyone with his Top 10 Things that will occur over the next few months while awaiting the return of America’s favorite sport: football.


10. Wimbeldon Finals (But Only If It’s Federer vs. Nadal & Sharapova vs. Ivanovic


Last year, Federer and Nadal held the court and demonstrated why tennis can be a great sport. A Sharapova vs. Ivanovic match-up would display why tennis is a great sport to watch.







9. Kentucky Derby

The ponies. Gambling degeneration. Big giant hats on over-botoxed golddiggers. ‘Nuff said.


8. The Masters on Sunday and Only if Tiger Is In Contention

The greatest athlete of our time, playing arguably the greatest course ever. And there’s never a reason not to watch greatness.


7. The Boob’s B-Day

The biggest holiday of the year! But to be a bit humble, last year’s party wasn’t as strong as years past. That’s why it slipped from No. 1 to No. 7. Last year, the Boob woke up naked, caked with some unknown bodily fluid on the Strip in Vegas—the party was held in Tulsa.

6. NFL Draft

The only televised taste of professional ball until July.  No, watching the NFL Network doesn’t count.

5. St. Patrick’s Day

The second biggest holiday of the year! But to be a bit honest, last year’s wasn’t as debaucherous as years past. That’s why it slipped from No. 2 to No. 5. Last year, the Boob came out of a stupor, hanging upside down, naked, from a trapeze smelling like week old tuna—the Boob had a burger for dinner.



4. March Madness Opening Weekend

The Boob’s annual Vegas trip to drink and hang with the fellas, all the while chasing Thursday losses from some No. 12 seed upset over a No. 5.

3. Fourth of July Weekend

The third biggest holiday of the year! But to be a bit honest, last year’s was ten thousand times better than years past.  That’s why it went from being unranked to No. 3.  Last year, the Boob was resuscitated back to life after a near-drowning incident while margarita wrestling two half-naked beer models in South Bay—the Boob stopped breathing in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico.

2. Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

The only reading material on the list that the Boob has no plans on actually reading. I hear Playboy sales are down. They should try releasing a single issue a year and maybe they could compete, except the SI issue offers one thing Playboy doesn’t: diversity.



1. Time to catch up on porn. 

Nothing more needs to be said, because that’s a private matter.


Like the Boob always says, “Don’t be a Sports Douche!

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