Must Be Nice, Brandon Jacobs
The New York Giants signed Brandon Jacobs to a four year, $25 million extension yesterday.
“I was confident all along that this was going to get done I didn’t panic one bit,” Jacobs said in a statement released by the team. “I know the reason we did it the way we did; I knew I was going to be here. I was super-confident and I am here. I’m happy about it.”
Good for you, Big Body. I always wonder what would go down as the happiest day of my life. Would it be signing a multi-million dollar contract? Or would it be sexin’ it with a beautiful celeb? Or getting married? Or having kids? Note: the last two are red herrings—my girlfriend told me she might be reading today so I had to.
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