Santino Marella vs. Antonio Cesaro
After months of having the United States championship around his waist, Santino Marella is putting up the title against Antonio Cesaro. Will we have a new U.S. Champion tonight?
Luis: Santino Marella is going to win this. There's not point in having a title change on a pre-show.
Dr. El Grande: Nope, the WWE is getting behind Antonio Cesaro. Tonight he will be the newest United States champ—and then tell everyone how happy he is in 15 different languages.
Kofi Kingston and R-Truth vs. the Prime Time Players
Luis: The Prime Time Players are ready for...the prime time. Kofi Kingston and R-Truth have had the titles long enough. Darren Young and Titus O'Neil win.
Dr. El Grande: The Prime Time Players aren't ready—yet. Tonight's card is too busy; they need to win on their own night.
The Miz vs. Rey Mysterio
Luis: Who cares? Really, where did this match come from? The Miz will probably win it anyways.
Dr. El Grande: The Miz needs to win this one. He is the only heel with a title, and the WWE needs to keep titles on at least one bad guy.
Daniel Bryan vs. Kane
Luis: Seen it! Daniel Bryan will probably win, but who cares? I've seen this match in the past already.
Dr. El Grande: Yes! Yes! Yes! Daniel Bryan in the ring is a good thing—and he'll probably win this.
Alberto del Rio vs. Sheamus
Luis: I've seen this match about 40 times already. If the WWE wants to shake things up, Alberto del Rio needs to win.
Dr. El Grande: The WWE likes to be predictable. Sheamus wins this.
Chris Jericho vs. Dolph Ziggler
Luis: Jericho is leaving soon. No point in having him win—Dolph Ziggler will win tonight.
Dr. El Grande: Chris Jericho needs to win a match before leaving. He hasn't won anything, and this is his last chance before being gone for a while.
CM Punk vs. the Big Show vs. John Cena
Luis: Boring. CM Punk is going to win. Why is the Big Show in this match?
Dr. El Grande: CM Punk wins tonight, but Cena will win next month at Night of Champions.
Triple H vs. Brock Lesnar
Luis: Brock Lesnar needs to win. The WWE needs a dominant heel, and Lesnar is the perfect man for that role.
Dr. El Grande: Triple H wins. It's basically his company, and his ego needs a boost now that he is entering his mid-life crisis.
There you have it folks, those are our predictions. Do you agree? Disagree?