The next few months will belong to Ryan Howard and his fiancee Kystle Campbell and it all starts with an episode of TLC's "Say Yes to the Dress."
First things first.
We need to consider chipping in on this couple's gift, because their wedding registry is sitting there filled with expensive items
Gross already did some digging for us at their Macy's registry and found the following:
Most expensive item: A pair of Swarovski crystal toasting flutes. They seek three pairs at $390 per pair. Cheapest: 13-inch washcloths for $17. The couple are hoping to receive 6.
You could always get them a Swarovski bottle stopper like they request. They are going off at $130 apiece.
Perhaps the rest of us continue to just plug the cork back in the bottle, or you could always finish the rest of the wine like a true man.
The other great part of this nuptial is the guarantee to watch Howard's fiancee when your better half hogs the remote this Friday at 9 p.m. to watch TLC's "Say Yes to the Dress."
The show will feature Campbell and her family as they search through New York's Kleinfeld Bridal for the perfect dress. No word on whether the Phillies slugger will be in any part of the episode.
Campbell is well acquainted with the sports world, being a former Philadelphia Eagles cheerleader who is now a schoolteacher.
The regular season may have skipped out on Howard's bat, but wedding season seems to be loaded with Phillies fun.
Sorry, Philadelphia. That's as much good news as we have for you.
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