“Yeah well you think Polypeptide’s a motherfuckin’ toothpaste!” - Shonte Jr, Me, Myself and Irene

The New York “Football” Giants signed David Carr to a 1 million dollar contract yesterday…

Wait for it…

Wait for it…

Ah, there it is, the morale killing sentiment that accompanies the notification of someone making an exorbitant more than you to suck at their job. For years, Davey battled Kyle Boller for the “NFL’s Dumbest QB” award, yet six years after he was idiotically taken with the first pick in the draft, he still hangs around.

What’s wrong New York? The fat fuck backup you already had can’t ignore a check down like Carr and toss the pigskin into triple coverage? I honestly hope that you guys repeat now, as it would be priceless to see Tiki Barber cut his own throat on live TV, effectively fire-hosing Keith Olberman with his crimson lifeforce and making him the “WORST PERSON IN THE NFL!”.

I dont know what’s going to be more fun; a) Watching Carr get mentored by Eli Manning or, b) When the debate around the water cooler shifts to who was a worse first pick, Carr, Alex Smith or JaMarcus Russell. Ah well, either way, we’re still poor as shit compared to David Carr, so if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go place a bible next to my head and kill myself.

Tomorrow is BIWMB day and I have jack shit as of right now, so it looks like I have my work cut out for me tonight.

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