LenDale White Doesn't Mess Around

LaddCorrespondent IFebruary 24, 2009

As you’ve probably read here, here, here or here, LenDale White went to work on a white male with his belt on Valentine’s Day.

According to the police report, White…, ‘began striking the victim with a belt and belt buckle’ before the parties got in their vehicle and fled.  [The poor white guy] required hospitalization for lacerations, the offense report stated.”

I know exactly what LenDale was thinking.  Why risk injuring my precious fists when I can smash this fool with this 58″ piece of reptile skin I have wrapped around my waist.

It’s kinda like what I do when I see a nice looking woman eying me up at the bar.  Which is most of the time.  If not always.  I don’t risk ruining it by walking over and talking to her. 

Instead I whip out a lasso.   Then I throw it at the target, tighten, and yank.  Then I toss the B in the potato sack that I keep with me at all times and politely ask her if she wants to go back to her place.  Chicks dig that.  Trust me.

Related

    Complete 2018 Titans Schedule

    Tennessee Titans logo
    Tennessee Titans

    Complete 2018 Titans Schedule

    Tim Daniels
    via Bleacher Report

    2018 NFL Schedule Is Here 🙌

    Tennessee Titans logo
    Tennessee Titans

    2018 NFL Schedule Is Here 🙌

    Alec Nathan
    via Bleacher Report

    Locker Made Agent Promise Not to Tempt Him with Comeback

    Tennessee Titans logo
    Tennessee Titans

    Locker Made Agent Promise Not to Tempt Him with Comeback

    Jason Wolf
    via The Tennessean

    Win-Loss Predictions for Every Team

    Tennessee Titans logo
    Tennessee Titans

    Win-Loss Predictions for Every Team

    Brent Sobleski
    via Bleacher Report