Usain Bolt is a tremendous runner. He proved that earlier this week when he won the Men's 100m, breaking the Olympic record with a 9.63 second jaunt. The only things faster than Bolt are a handful of animals, lightning and Wi-Fi in South Korea.
Suffice to say, there are many more things that are slower than Bolt. You're slower than Bolt and I'm slower than Bolt. The last time I ran more than a mile was on a video game simulator at the ESPN Zone. I peeled off after half a mile, my double bacon cheeseburger was ready.
But who are the slowest of the slow athletes? The worst runners of all time in any sport? Here's a top five list. They may be even slower than you.