Is the calendar right? It's August already?
Wow, where does the time go?
That means it's that time of year the gridiron diehards are hunkering down for four months of pigskin madness. Sleazy bookies are being overrun with last-minute bets squeezed in at the wire, Doritos will be sold at an alarming rate and disgruntled wives will not see their husbands on a Sunday until February.
When looking for help in making NFL predictions and picks, your average person may seek out help from ESPN, Sports Illustrated or a source that spends millions of dollars analyzing the most incredibly agonizing minutiae of each team to a fault.
Honestly though, where’s the fun in that?
Why be another sheep in the herd? Why not be an individual? Why not go out on a limb?
If you’re one of those daring people who subscribe to the theory of “no guts, no glory”, you're invited to take the most ridiculous of gambles with these predictions for the upcoming 2012/2013 NFL season.
Are these based on researching updated rosters, training camp performance, draft picks or potential injury concerns?
Good gravy no.
These are rankings…based on how awesome (or unawesome) each team’s Foamhead merchandise is.
Past performance plays no part in these rankings. While you're at it, throw simple logic out the window because it won't do you any good here either.
Take a look—you may just find that the silliest of reasons may end up earning you some bragging rights over your buddies by season's end.