Parodies: Cars (featuring Crashtiano Ronaldo)

Use your ← → (arrow) keys to browse more stories
Parodies: Cars (featuring Crashtiano Ronaldo)

Yep it's another really late parody, but should still be read.
It's about Ronaldo crashing his car on the motorway.

Tune: "Here In My Car" by Gary Numan.

The lyrics have been INTENTIONALLY filled with broken English to imitate Ronaldo's speech. Please—Do not "mend" it. Thanks.

Here in my car
I can play with football
I can style own hair
Other men can't multi-task
In car

Here in my car
I don't know how to drive
I just listen to music
Until I hit wall
In car

Here in my car
I just run people down
Can you visit me please
While I'm in A&E
'Cause of car

Here in my car
I know that crashing's not nice
I got really drunk
So I know head's not right
In car

Follow B/R on Facebook


Subscribe Now

By signing up for our newsletter, you agree to our Terms and Privacy Policy.

Thanks for signing up.