Parodies: Cars (featuring Crashtiano Ronaldo)

David JacobsCorrespondent IFebruary 22, 2009

Yep it's another really late parody, but should still be read.
It's about Ronaldo crashing his car on the motorway.

Tune: "Here In My Car" by Gary Numan.

The lyrics have been INTENTIONALLY filled with broken English to imitate Ronaldo's speech. Please—Do not "mend" it. Thanks.

Here in my car
I can play with football
I can style own hair
Other men can't multi-task
In car

Here in my car
I don't know how to drive
I just listen to music
Until I hit wall
In car

Here in my car
I just run people down
Can you visit me please
While I'm in A&E
'Cause of car

Here in my car
I know that crashing's not nice
I got really drunk
So I know head's not right
In car

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