We now enter the era of heel CM Punk, Raw 1,000-plus and, most importantly, the era of AJ as general manager.
No matter what your thoughts are about AJ as GM, we are all going to see in the coming weeks if the WWE will continue to support a diva as a main role player in the company.
How will the fallout of AJ's botched wedding affect her?
Who will AJ remember?
Will AJ ever go get mental help?
Let's briefly examine how AJ being Raw's general manager will affect the superstars of the WWE.
AJ confesses to Kane that she never loved anyone but him. Kane, however, rebuffs AJ’s advances. AJ finds this incredibly appealing and decides to try and win Kane over.
Kane then gets three months' worth of title shots at every PPV and every other Raw. Kane eventually wins the WWE championship at the TLC PPV in December.
At the Royal Rumble, Kane drops the belt to The Rock.
AJ then proposes to Kane. Surprisingly, Kane accepts and finally has a wedding on Raw that goes uninterrupted.
Kane finally professes his undying love for AJ. She then stares at Kane with her tilted and creepy smile for seven minutes. AJ then decides that Kane needs to calm down if they are going to be together.
The next week on Raw, the show opens with AJ introducing the new Kane. He then enters the ring wearing some khakis, a nice pleated shirt and still wearing his mask.
AJ then appoints Kane as the assistant GM of Raw. Eventually, Kane gets inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame and will go down as the nicest monster in WWE history.
AJ, as the new general manager of Raw, remembers her former NXT Pro. Primo and Epico then get numerous title shots for no reason on Raw for the next several weeks.
Eventually, after several weeks of failed title opportunities, Primo and Epico win the belts after Kofi Kingston mysteriously doesn’t show up for his title defense...or ever again (I’ve decided to never ask any questions during the AJ regime).
After their victory, Primo and Epico never defend the tag team titles on Raw, only on Superstars (I don’t think anyone will even notice) against different combinations of Justin Gabriel, Tyson Kidd, Alex Riley, Drew McIntyre and Johnny Curtis.
Prime Time Players are still No. 1 contenders.
AJ, as the new Raw general manager, remembers her former NXT Pro.
AJ decides that Primo did nothing to help her career. Primo is then convinced that he can become WWE champion after a ridiculous talk with AJ. Then Primo tells Epico to take a hike, which leads to one of the highest-rated feuds in Superstars history.
After 13 months of feuding with Epico, the WWE realizes just how average Primo is, and he gets future endeavored.
Brie Bella never appears in the WWE, and we don’t suffer anymore “Twin Magic” or whatever Michael Cole called the Bella twins cheating.
The Bella twins come back in a surprising fashion, by randomly appearing in a divas bikini contest on the lead-up to Summerslam. At which point, AJ, enraged by the fact that Brie Bella is actually dating Daniel Bryan, comes skipping down the ramp to face her.
AJ then tells Brie that she has a match coming up next.
After a commercial break, we see the Bellas standing in the ring, then we see flames burst out of the fireworks in the turnbuckles of the ring. Down comes Kane with his welding mask on.
However, when Kane hits the ring, he sees Brie Bella and, as always, falls in love.
Then we have the privilege of watching Kane looking perplexed at another diva for another three months before the angle gets dropped.
Daniel Bryan stays on SmackDown, far away from AJ.
Also, Bryan has nothing else to do with Charlie Sheen...EVER!
Daniel Bryan believes that it is OK to continue to feud with CM Punk, John Cena and The Rock for the WWE Championship.
AJ then makes Bryan run a gauntlet for the first hour of the new three-hour Raw. This hour is the new “Rawactive” hour, where the fans vote on which Superstars Bryan will face.
Fans choose for Bryan to face The Great Khali, A-tra...Tensai and the Big Show (oddly enough, all by a 67-33 vote).
Bryan then loses against every one of these superstars and draws no ratings. The WWE loses all faith in Bryan, and he ends up in a terrible tag team with Ryback because the creative thinks that will make Ryback more appealing.
AJ manages to remain indecisive. AJ’s mental instability causes a situation where the audience is always guessing what will happen next.
AJ also revitalizes the Raw roster. She brings in new superstars in Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins and signs Matt Morgan from TNA.
AJ goes down as the best Raw GM of all time.
AJ becomes totally oversaturated, and the most over personality in the WWE becomes boring and fades away before WrestleMania.
She listens to Hornswoggle’s advice.
That's it, everybody!
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