Twitter is such a big world, who has time to navigate its vast recesses to find interesting people worth following? You probably have a job that has responsibilities that don't include searching Twitter for hot girls to follow, which probably sucks.
Thankfully, I have a job that has responsibilities that do include searching Twitter for hot girls to follow. I know, life is so unfair sometimes, right? Even though you're probably annoyed at me right now, at least I've found 20 NFL cheerleaders worth following on Twitter.
Twitter ID: @muneca131
Follow For: Mostly for the photos. Monica actually doesn't tweet that many things that aren't photos, which is great for those among us who don't care much for reading. She's a gorgeous blonde living the life in Miami, which makes for plenty of pleasing pictures.
Twitter ID: @DCC_Melissa
Follow For: The controversy. You may recall that Cowboys tight end Jason Witten mowed over a cheerleader in November 2011. Well, Melissa was that cheerleader and her Twitter account grabbed headlines in the days after the incident because it was rumored she was forced by to delete it by DCC. Melissa denied the rumors and eventually made her way back to Twitter.
I've been following ever since. You never know when controversy will creep up again.
Twitter ID: @DanielleHall13
Follow For: The occasional head-scratching tweets and photos of blonde girls. Danielle's photos aren't exclusively of blonde girls like herself, but she definitely seems to have a fair-haired preference when it comes to picking friends. Although, it's hard to tell if they are different blondes or just the same ones over and over in various shades of tanned. As for the head-scratching...
@DanielleHall13: I want some American flag blue jean shorts
Twitter ID: @HTC_Duyen
Follow For: The fun of it. I follow Duyen because she's pretty and she has lots of pretty friends. I'm sure you've followed people with far less impressive credentials. Plus, she's a down-to-earth girl who appreciates the simple things in life.
Twitter ID: @Molsk8s
Follow For: The adventure. Being a professional figure skater and NFL cheerleader may give one the impression that Molly is a girly girl, but that's definitely not the case. She's always on the go and and frequently posts photos of her gorgeous mountain getaways.
Oh, and she has the coolest dog on the planet—cool enough to captain his own boat.
Twitter ID: @NiiCOlE_Thomas
Follow For: Midwestern wholesomeness. Nicole has got that whole girl next door thing down. She's a college student who spends her downtime hanging with her dog, taking in a baseball game or doing wholesome sounding things with her wholesome sounding family.
See!? Adorable stuff.
Twitter ID: @DCC_Courtney
Follow For: Mostly the photos. The Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders keep the tweeting especially tame, because their social media presence is strictly monitored. Inspirational tweets aren't really my thing, but if they are your thing, you'll enjoy Courtney's. Her photos are more fun though, and they offer plenty of behind-the-scenes looks at the life of a DCC.
Plus! She gave us a preview of what you can expect to see on the Cowboys sidelines in late December. Merry Christmas.
Twitter ID: @AFC_MelissaZ
Follow For: Fun photos and a glimpse into the mind of an NFL cheerleader. Melissa has all the standard game-day cheerleader photos, adorable animals photos and girls' night photos. She also post the occasional really random stuff. But I actually enjoy her random tweets about life and love.
@AFC_MelissaZ: it is getting easier for me to resist the urge to take a late night trip to McDonalds while under stress. Cheerios saved my life tonight.
@AFC_MelissaZ: Yes, mall browsing counts as a workout ... o.O
Gotta burn off those Cheerios somehow.
Twitter ID: @Eliiizabeth_
Follow For: The comedy, the Red Bull and the ridiculously hot girls. In addition to shaking her pom poms for the Dolphins, Elizabeth is a self-proclaimed comedian and a member of the @RedBullMIA Wiiings Team.
She's also a full-time student studying television broadcasting, so you might just want to get ahead of the game on the whole "next Erin Andrews" thing.
Twitter ID: @kristenbcg
Follow For: Over-the-top Saints enthusiasm, the occasional Republican political message, and bikini pics. Kristen is super excited about the Saints at all times, which you would expect for a Saints cheerleader. Her Twitter gallery reveals that she's also a bikini enthusiast—she's got photos of her in bikinis, other girls in bikinis and bikinis just sitting on the floor. Let's pause for a political message…
The Obama campaign might want to skip her house while canvassing. At least someone is enthused about Mitt Romney.
Twitter ID: @HTC_MichRach
Follow For: And twins! Damn you Coors Light…Michelle and Rachel aren't all that interesting on Twitter, but if you like hot blonde twin cheerleaders, and I know you do or you wouldn't be reading this, they are definitely worth a follow.
Twitter ID: @ToneyLitz
Follow For: The comedy, cute dogs and constant tweeting. While Toney's photo gallery is definitely a little short on hot cheerleaders, she more than makes up for that regular pictures of her dog doing various adorable things. There are also plenty of strangely amusing things, which I enjoy. The tweeting is a little mundane, but you'll never wonder what she's doing/thinking!
@ToneyLitz: Please Noooooo rain!
@ToneyLitz: Switching between WEBN- to listen to my girls & Kiss 107 weekend rollout..
Although, sometimes a little mystery is a good thing.
Twitter ID: @MissJessiP
Follow For: The sunshine and the talent. In addition to being a hot blonde cheerleader with hot blonde cheerleader friends, Jessi is also a talented singer and dancer. She appeared on an early season of Fox's So You Think You Can Dance and is in a singing group with two other Titans cheerleaders in Nashville. Plus, she retweets amusing things.
@MAKEUP_SEX: Too bad bitching doesn't burn calories
@MAKEUP_SEX: I make the babies. You kill the bugs. Got it?
Hey, someone's gotta kill the bugs. I sure as hell don't plan to do it.
Twitter ID: @KatieRiznyk
Follow For: The inspiration, the lifestyle and, obviously, the patriotism. Katie is the only former cheerleader to make the list. I decided to include her after stumbling across an article about her being a cancer survivor. My decision proved a good one when I found this amazing photo in her Twitter gallery.
Plus! She's been seeing the sights of Vegas recently—always entertaining.
Twitter ID: @laurafrancese
Follow For: The firearms. According to her Twitter bio, Laura used to host ESPN2's Redfield Redzone, but currently works in the outdoor/hunting industry. The fact that she's decked out in skin-tight cammo and clutching a crossbow in her Twitter photo backs this up.
Perhaps hunting isn't your thing, but as a Western Pennsylvania girl, I know plenty of guys back home who would kill every Bear in Alaska for a girl like this.
Plus! She has an Italian Greyhound, which sold me because I have two Italian Greyhounds.
Twitter ID: @Samanthaaa_R
Follow For: Hot broads and random thoughts—like really random. The Dolphins are well known to have one of the more aesthetically pleasing cheerleading squads in the NFL, and Samantha's photos reflect that. She also tweets ridiculous things on the regular.
@Samanthaaa_R: Why are my wrists so tiny
@Samanthaaa_R: Whyyyyyy do I have anxietyyyyyy
I wish I had some answers for her.
Twitter ID: @BroncoCandace
Follow For: Um, Snoop Dogg? Candace doesn't tweet very regularly, and when she does, they are pretty underwhelming. But what this Broncos cheerleader lacks in tweeting, she more than makes up for in star power.
Her photo gallery features the likes of Snoop Dogg (as I've mentioned), Benicio Del Toro, Peyton Manning and Brock Osweiler, to name just a few.
Twitter ID: @AFC_Alicia
Follow For: The personality. Not that Alicia isn't lovely to look at; clearly she is, but she actually seems like a lot of fun. Her photos are random and very entertaining. And Alicia is not your typical Barbie-esque cheerleader, her interests include: dogs, metal, heavy weights, video games, football and UFC.
Plus! She tweets on the regular and is rarely annoying when doing so.
Twitter ID: @LauraVikmanis
Follow For: The drama, literally. In 2011, Laura made history as the oldest cheerleader in NFL history—not that 43 is exactly ancient. Her story of a divorced mom who decided it was never too late to achieve her dreams attracted plenty of attention. The movie rights to her story were bought and she released a book in March 2012.
Judging by her Twitter gallery, it seems Laura has been traveling the world during the NFL offseason. She's also been keeping busy with media appearances.
Twitter ID: @Nikki_JFraser
Follow For: Mostly for the photos. NFL cheerleaders have pretty strict standards about what they can put out there for public viewing. Nothing Nikki posts is inappropriate by any standards, but her photo gallery definitely veers a bit more on the sexy side than a lot of other cheerleaders. She's a hot girl in a hot state with a bunch of hot friends—you won't be disappointed.
Oh, and she tweets regularly too. Like most of us on Twitter, sometimes it's entertaining and sometimes it could have gone unsaid.